Joanna Krupa is the envy of the NFL

Somewhere, Donovan McNabb, Tony Romo and dozens of other NFL players are smiling and Googling "Joanna Krupa."

The supermodel talked mad trash to and about her teammate Terrell Owens in the first episode of "The Superstars." Seems she didn't appreciate losing the loser's race in tandem kayaking. She refused to talk to the "media," sideline reporter Jenn Brown. Owens did the same.

She also didn't enjoy Owens getting his foot caught in the cargo net, the final hurdle in the elimination obstacle course. She also lolly-gagged it a bit herself.

Among her many quips aimed at the Pro Bowl wide receiver who has been known to talk a good (or bad) game:

"I'll be a prima donna like you been"

"So cocky? For what? You got in the NFL?"

"Un[bleeping]believable."

"I don't want a teammate like that. Calls himself an athlete. What does he get a million dollars for?"

"No T.O., Not 'Let's go.' You're the one that [bleeped] up. We could have won. So shut up!"

Wow!

Someone actually said what they were really thinking about T.O. when there was a camera and a microphone around. I still love Owens as a football player and a talker. I just love Krupa a little more right now. She was quite bitchy, which is an instant turnoff, but at least she spoke her mind, so if I appreciate when T.O. does that, I must do the same here. If given the choice of who to support as a fan, though, I'll take T.O. any day. Sorry, Joanna, being hot can only get you so far in life.

Of course, Owens got the final quip in when he dropped this gem as the eliminated pair did the walk of shame off "The Superstars":

"I really feel bad for her boyfriend. I really feel bad for him."

P.S. In the interest of full disclosure, I had the Owens-Krupa team as the No. 2 seed and the Lisa Leslie-Dan Cortese team as the No. 1 seed in my "Superstars" preseason rankings. Guess which two teams faced off in the sudden death obstacle course?

You can watch the unedited video of Krupa going off on T.O. here. Note: Lots of cussin', by the way.

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