Harry's half sister who talks with angels.

Story Or Series Title: Lily Black
Fandom: Harry please can it be over soon! Potter (and Torchwood crossover)
Culprit Author's Name: InsanityamI

Full Name (plus titles if any): Lily Black
Full Species(es): Half-Muggle, half Werewolf (but luckily without the werewolf taint)
Hair Color (include adjectives): Straight black
Eye Color (include adjectives): Deep blue ... actually, for someone to peer into her deep blue eyes would physically shiver at the cold ice that lay inside. Her eyes claimed her years were much, much more then the innocent age of twenty, they shone with knowledge of the world, of knowing the pain that could be brought with words or actions, or lack of. Also described as "Sapphire" at one point.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: nil
Special Possessions (if any): nil

Annoying Origin: Sirius and Lily got it on in the prequel, so she's Harry's half sister, brought up with him until You-Know-Who attacked. Then she lost her voice and was sent to a Muggle orphanage.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: As above. Ward of the Ministry (as they made a mistake letting her go to the orphanage), and "Guardian of the Veil" ¹. Oh yes - and Charlie's fiancee. Made new Potions Mistress at Hogwarts, although she can only be 19 or so (set in Harry's sixth year)
Annoying Special Abilities: Able to communicate with guardian angels, and aware if anyone comes through this "veil" thingy.
Other Annoying Traits: Far too many to list.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
From Chapter 1
Her facial features were sharp, her tongue shaper, she was also one of the few whose bite was as bad as the bark, especially with all of her training, Earthly or not. She was a solitary being, wondering alone and unable to trust more then select few people, just as she had always been, since the deaths of her mother and stepfather and her biological father’s false imprisonment.

From Chapter 4
Lily stood proudly outside Number 4 Privet Drive; this was it, the day she took Harry away from this hellhole. Lightly, she by-passed the pathetic wards surrounding the place. What Dumbledore did not realise, or perhaps he did, that the particular blood wards were based on love. Any Death Eater could quite likely waltz in at any given moment if it were not for her own wards, which prevented that. Only the Dark Lord himself could break the wards, and even then he would find it hard due to the vast amount of angel magic and other little-known inhuman magic. Looking around she noticed Dung sleeping on the grass under an invisibility cloak. But the grass being flat alerted him and all Lily had to do was close in on his aura. She rolled her eyes and rang the doorbell. Petunia answered.

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“Oh, you know, the usual, having the crap beaten out of me, being saved by my big sister and cursing the day I made friends with two greedy bastards, aka yourselves.” Harry looked at them, his face cool and collected, but his emerald eyes blazing. Hermione and Ron had identical shocked faces and Harry decided to use a small amount of legilimency on them, which his sister had taught him, amongst other things.

Hermione: “Oh no oh no oh no, he knows! What am I going to do? I’ve already ordered that platinum cauldron and begun paying my college fees…damn! And I was hoping to make him mine this year!”

Harry looked at her disgusted.

Ron: “Oh damn! What are Mum and Dad going to say? There going to flip, they think of Harry as a seventh son… and Ginny will be so heart broken! I promised I’d get her together with Harry!”

Harry just picked up his lightweight trunk, his drawstring bag and found another compartment, but not before saying,

“Oh, and Hermione, I think you’ll find it was I who beat you as top of the year, I would never touch you with a barge pole let alone date you, that platinum cauldron isn’t going to arrive ‘coz I stopped my money flowing into your account, and Ron, I prefer my girls non giggly and who likes me for who I am, and not my cash, although I dare say we’ll be seeing each other very soon at a wedding.” Harry smirked, thinking of Charlie and Lily’s wedding, and the havoc that would cause.

She does an awful lot of changing scene by putting lines like "After the First Years have been sorted." at the beginning of the next section

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“Perhaps I better let our new Potions Mistress explain this as I know she is likely more adept at this then I. Please welcome, Professor Lily Potter Silverwing.” Lily stood up, the surprise gone and more then a bit pissed that the Headmaster called her Potter.

“Well I guess I should quickly explain who I am. My name is actually Lily Black Evans Silverwing, not Potter, simply because my mother, Lily Evans did not think it fair or fitting that my stepfather give me the honour of his surname because he was not my father. This means, yes, I am Harry’s older half-sister by four years and I recently was granted guardianship of him. Please refer to me as Lily, Professor makes me sound old, no offence of course.

Also, concerning my age, my mother was pregnant with me in her fifth year, which obviously took nine months, and I was three when Harry was born, a year after my parent’s graduation, not that my life story is anyone’s business.” This shocked more then one teacher, although Severus Snape smirked at the girl’s antics. Lily ignored them.

“Anyway, the House of Araianne is named after the Angel. Araianne is believed to be the Angel of the worthy and pure descendants of the founders, as she was the lover of Slytherin and Gryffindor and carried their heirs to term.

So neither line is fully pure blooded, a little bit of Angel blood, but unlikely Angel powers, resides in them. It was said a fifth house was created in her honour, not only because of the gift of children, but also because she made this castle sentinant, with the ability to play tricks, e.g. the stairs, and to protect it’s students, so a little bit of her resides in the castle. However, there has been no recorded document of a student sorted into that house, until now.

Oh god. And I thought House Sparklypoo was a joke...

And the rest you can read for yourselves, because I CAN'T COPE WITH ANY MORE....

The "Torchwood" bit is the team from Torchwood appearing in the last chapter, but my sanity will not allow me to actually post that here. No. Please. Not that.

1. Over a thousand years ago (the Veil) was developed as an alternative to Azkaban, instead either killing them if they were guilty of murder themselves or, if they were innocent, sent out the other portal, which lay, to the South, in Worthing, a small seaside town next to Brighton.